If that was your dad, he is hot
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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