on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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