I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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