I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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