This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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