So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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