He uses pillows to masturbate.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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