So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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