Sponge bath it is.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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