Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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