Small penises have feelings too.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
and you fell through a lawn chair
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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