yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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