Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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