She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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