Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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