Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
