party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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