i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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