i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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