he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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