Where did you get a picture of my penis
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I fill condoms, not promises.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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