Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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