HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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