is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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