I don't think brook has ever known best
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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