Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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