sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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