:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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