Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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