Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I woke up under a house in Key West
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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