Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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