Someone shit on the floor
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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