I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
