It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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