we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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