R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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