how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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