: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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