I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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