have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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