On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
