at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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