Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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