Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Please don't give away my fajitas
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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