this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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