I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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