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• (925): View more from California

  GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.

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  Wtf it's a Friday night?

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  PRIORITIZE.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets

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• (607): View more from New York

  Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?

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  Nevermind, it's in the dryer.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.

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• (530): View more from California

  After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later

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