I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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