Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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