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the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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