The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
