Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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