i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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