can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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