I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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