i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Randomize
