I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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