i'm signing you up for texting rehab
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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