i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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