I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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