Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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