sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
