I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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