Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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