nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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